The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Don't tell me you're on acid again
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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