Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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