whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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