You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I stole a fireplace last night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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