plz talk dirty to me
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Say something about gay babies.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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