what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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