i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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