I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just gift wrapped bread.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Randomize