People with herpes should wear stickers.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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