woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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