Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
