you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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