On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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