you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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