nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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