Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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