I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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