So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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