let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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