just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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