Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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