he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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