My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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