im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
tell me about the fingering
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