Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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