For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Someone signed my nipple.
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