hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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