i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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