If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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