Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Randomize