Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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