I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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