update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I didn't notice because vodka
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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