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I think I am morally bankrupt
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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