Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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