it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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