Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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