We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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