Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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