his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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