Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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