return my video game
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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