I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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