Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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