Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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