Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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