I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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