so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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