I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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