White coat. Heels.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
