She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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