Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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