I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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