I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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