No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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