The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
